suzy's story

• me: Why did Suzy drop her ice cream?
• you: ...
• me: She got hit by a bus
• you: :O
• me: Knock knock
• you: Who's there?
• me: Not suzy

• Josh Franceschi: When I was younger, I only dreamed that when I got older, you'd be proud of me. When I was younger, I promised you both that when I was older, you'd be proud of me.
• Gerard Way: When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see a marching band.
• Hayley Williams: When I was younger, I saw my daddy cry and curse at the wind. He broke his own heart and I watched as he tried to reassemble it .
• Me: When I was young, I spent all my time on the internet...